ONWARDS

"Hirviö? What does that mean?"

"It's 'monster' in Finnish."
"Do you think you're a monster?"
"Of course."

the bird in my cage loves the gorilla in yours

let's be friends :)

When all else fails

post too many Berkleys.

I had a dream

in which my hair was long again,
and not everyone saw her when they looked at me.

No, I don't want to fall in love.

I've always wondered

about the truly bilingual. I mean, what language is their inner monologue in? Just, in their heart of hearts, if they speak one language truly alone. Is that the same language they use internally all the time? Do their thoughts transcend language barriers and do they only have intentions?

Does the language used in thoughts change to what the primary language of the conversation is? How much do they have to pause and think and translate? Is it instinct to instantly connect word for word? Especially between very varied grammar.

It's a introspective vocal dichotomy bonanza.

So, what's wrong with you?

[18:21] hirviö.: I'm scared that I'm so desperate to have something that is mine, that hasn't been touched by the death that has poisoned everything in my life, to have something so I don't feel alone, something not burdened by my mistakes, that I'll do things that are not me. I just want someone to look at me without the judgement or pity. It's valid, and it's not forced, but... I feel like I'm running away. everyone is getting on my case about not wanting to even hear about the will, or the money, or anything, not getting a job, not cleaning, just trying to sleep away and spend all my time here, trying to feel better. I miss my mum.
[18:22] hirviö.: everyone is mad at me
[18:22] hirviö.: I am just pissing everyone off with my stupid grief because how am I expected to move on?
[18:22] hirviö.: this rut I'm in, I've been in it for years
[18:22] hirviö.: everyone just expects me to jump out with a spring in my step
[18:23] hirviö.: she has been gone just over a month
[18:23] hirviö.: that is so short a time
[18:23] hirviö.: it's not very long at all
[18:23] hirviö.: everyone else has lives to be immersed in
[18:23] hirviö.: everyone can forget
[18:23] hirviö.: but I'm alone all day
[18:24] hirviö.: all day with nothing to think about but how empty I am
[18:24] hirviö.: people ask "oh what are you doing with yourself?"
[18:24] hirviö.: and I say "oh I paint, I bake, you know"
[18:25] hirviö.: but I just sit here all day and cry and surf and talk to people about everything but this fucking blackhole in my universe.

One thing about blogs and the like is

you find links on one blog, they lead you to another, and then to a link to a site that you then link on your own blog, like this, which is the Where The Wild Things Are soundtrack and Karen O is a goddess, I love it.

He Loved Her Forever.

Peanut butter cookies? For MY breakfast?

it's so fucking likely it's awesome. FUCK YEAH.

They are the butterfaces of the cookie world.

Delicious as hell but fuck they're ugly.

You will say to all your friends "oh no, wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft pole" but wish for a paperbag. Inside it's just the tastiest thing ever.

FML.

next batch will better or I give up.

This is relevant to my interests.

You know what's just great?

Searching "penis" on Chan4Chan.

LULZ ENSUE.

ORGASMS

So it turns out that peanut butter cookie dough tastes like gloopy peanut brittle.

FUCK. YES.

FML is...

scouring the internet for answers on how much of an ingredient there is per cup only to realise you have less than the amount you were looking for anyway. So not only do I have less, but I wasted time. FMLLLLL.

bitch fuck yeah it's Gandhi's birthday fuckers

25 Things You Probably Don't Know

Or Do Not Need To Know.

1. I used to have nightmares about Bib Fortuna.

2. I want as many tattoos as I can get away with.

3. I want to go to as many sci-fi, comic, video game, etc. conventions as possible and dress up. This includes ComicCon, BlizzCon and even Supernova.

4. I enjoy every aspect about cyclone scares (except storm clean up)

5. I find *--* roleplay as it crops up in IMs absurd but still do it.

6. The majority of time spent in my house, especially at my computer, features no pants.

7. I am unnerved by Fraggle Rock.

8. I love sneezing and try to make myself do so.

9. Shannyn Virgo enjoys talking in third person and only uses Facebook to facilitate it.

10. I'm not afraid of any animals. I mean, a lot I won't exactly want to sit next to, but I'm not afraid. I'd like to think it's acknowledging their nature and respect that GTFOs me in those situations.

11. I have never broken a bone, chipped a tooth, fractured anything, etc. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Nothing.

12. The most gnarly scar I have is from a bicycle accident when I was six. >_>

13. My "luckiest" moment would have to have been after accidentally managing to get a $1500 phone bill, and having the system fuck up and charge us <$100.

14. I want to be a more versatile artist but all I can draw is tits.

15. Huge beards kinda freak me out. They're like wild animals.

16. I sometimes wave goodbye and do emphatic hand gestures when on the phone, and sometimes smiles as though I am talking to someone when I IM or text.

17. I find penis gore funny and fascinating.

18. I plan to own ferrets and treat them like my children.

19. I may very well be the laziest animal rights activist/enthusiast ever.

20. I love quotes taken out of context and hilariously captioned.

21. I collect plush cephalopods and crayfish.

22. I am more fascinated and turned on by geek culture (video games, role playing, coding, tech, cosplay, 4Chan, LARP, etc.) than actually participating. I am a nerd groupie.

23. I wear 70's USSR Military Issue goggles, and they are not mine.

24. I really really wanna use paint in foreplay.

25. It took me a really really really long time to compile this list.

oh internet you're beautiful and terrible

the gifts you give me.

Dear Men,

I know we've had a pretty rocky relationship in the time that we've known each other. You seemed kinda upset at times when I renounced Men in favour of pussy, and I heard you were relieved when I went both ways. I know that because of the way I view the world we've often been on the same page and fast friends, and you seldom held grudges when I ventured elsewhere and made out with chicks. You often high-fived me, Men.

I can see that, lately, as friends, we've fallen out, Men, and when I do see you, you sometimes look at me in ways I would consider inappropriate.

So when I am in the international cuisine aisle, please don't do those cliches, Men. When your jaw hangs open, and you do a double take, and (after some stammering) start hitting on me, don't think I don't know what your intention is, Men. I know you're a pig, at times.

I just wanted some butter chikkin simmer sauce.

Don't ask me "Hey, miss, how are you, miss?" you sleazy tradie.

I've refrained from telling you to fuck off, so please. Restrain yourself.

No penis from you, pl0x.

Regards,

(not bearman) Nynny.

I just never know what to say to people

that I haven't seen in months, and they do the whole "oh how have you been, what's happening with you?"
Especially old flames, or whatever, or people I parted with on terms that make it awkward, people I don't know well enough to say what has happened.
I want to scream
"I AM SHIT, LIFE IS SHIT, MY MUM DIED OF A, ALBEIT COMPARATIVELY SHORT, BUT DRAWN OUT AND PAINFUL DISEASE FOR NO REASON"
but instead I just say, politely, quietly
"oh I'm good, nothing really."

ffs.

I know everyone says it, but...

Hot damn, Scarlet. You may be overrated some of the time, but HOT DAMN.

I am the demographic

for HP Lovecraft porn.

What day is it?

It's today.

Isn't that enough?

(it's Thursday. Thursday.)

I approve

of nerdapproved.com

You know who should have never let me on the internet?

YOU.

all of you fuckers.
Turns out giant octopus plush has a site. A site full of other, large, fuzzy, plush animals. More lobsters, more insects, good god man they have snails! And walruses and fucking sea horses and a giraffe probably up to my tits.

srsly guiz y did u do it?
WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN
YOU MONSTERS

Come on, man.

It's not even 2pm. Are you seriously getting stoned already?

You don't have to now much about me to know

That I love cephalopods, and my pride and joy is my collection of three plushes; Doc Oc and Oeki, octopi, and Name-Pending, previously Cuddles, the Squid.

So imagine my SQUEEEEEE when I saw this
36" (about 92cm, kids) giant octopus plush.

Oh god, oh my. Be mine.

I feel obligated

to (despite hating obligation) post long diatribes about shit like I used to, as opposed to these little flecks of crap all over the place that comprise a good four fifths of the posts in this godawful thing, and no wonder. That said, I also feel like I should go back and add tags to every single fucking post but... goddamn, I do not know words to express how much I just do not care. Which, all things considered, probably isn't that much. I wouldn't be mentioning it at all if I didn't care any substantial amount. The fact it bothers me, that niggling feeling and a sense of "should" indicates I do care at least somewhat. Much to my bitter disappointment in myself. Shame, Shannyn, shame.

But okay, whatever.

I'll do it later.

"oh god, oh no"

"Sir! WE HAVE A CODE RED!"
*gasp*
"A TUMMY ACHE?!"
*submarine sirens*
"GOOD GOD MAN, GET SOME WATER"
"IT DOES NOTHING, CAPTAIN, NOTHIIIIINGGG!!!!"
*explosions*
*Sentinel stabs the hull with a claw*
"SIR WE ARE IN THE NAVY"
**Cthulhu
"OH SHIIIIIT"

bleghk. that come on fast and will not leave.
fuck you, body. just... fuck you.

Speaking of falling...

Say what you will. I grew up on this shit.

So did anyone else just accidentally

spend about two minutes whistling and boob-shakin' to this song without realising?

Oh, you know that well rested feeling?

No matter what time you woke up or how long you slept, you invariably feel... nicer? Not as though you've overslept, or are overtired. Just... like a rightness, and you went to bed feeling good and woke up feeling better?

Yeah well I don't really have that.

but close enough. I feel okay, which is more than I can say I've felt in a while.

Some have coffee,

others have tea.

Bitch, I have motherfucking cordial in the morning.

Who needs caffeine when you can get DIABEEEEEETUSS?

/post

ohmnomnomnom realistic food earrings

Zombie Anatomy 101

Since the genre of zombie horror/zombie survival could stand on its own two feet, fans and foes alike have questioned the feasibility of sustained "life" in what was commonly portrayed as a reanimated corpse.
The subject seems to be a cumulation of turn of the century fears and arising issues up until the 50s, including but not limited to; experimental science, Dr. Frankenstein's monster, contagions, Voodoo-esque zombie culture reinterpreted by the Western world, and the mysticism surrounding alleged necromancy and its (arguably very unfounded) connotations with Satanism.

It wasn't until the late 60s to 70s Zombies gained a prominence in film, especially with Night Of The Living Dead ('68), as a precursor and pioneer to the modern "zombie apocalypse" survival subgenre of horror. George A. Romero's zombies, an altered visage of horror to anything that had come before, were a new breed, and began a trend for the next 40 years to follow.
We saw zombies constantly evolving and the lore surrounded them developed until we are left with a variety of almost subspecies's of undead, and some drastic left-wing mutations to the idea, including the 28 Days/Weeks Later "zombies", who despite being "rage" infected humans, still fit into the zombie survival niche.
The media has seen an astronomical growth, change and evolution in the archetypal zombie, and because of this, traditional survival schemes have had to be modified to accommodate to the breed of zombies that seeks to fuck you up.

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So, all that said, we must analyse what is a zombie, what does it consist of, and how do I fuck its shit up?

What is a zombie?

For the sake of this question we are encouraged to be very general. Zombies are generally regarded, by definition, as reanimated corpses, frequently mindless, with varying degrees of ability, some predisposed to the human the infected was prior or to the lore that created said zombie.
We have seen everything from enhanced strength to ripping off limbs that come away like soggy paper towels, speed, or "runners", to those that meander and drag their feet slowly. As time goes on, the zombies we see are more challenging than their predecessors; faster, stronger, more cunning and/or frenzied. Hungrier.
What exactly zombies "want" as such has been hotly debated and again, subjective to the lore that surrounds them. Very seldom with any degree of sentience, their motives are often given to a simple, insatiable need for flesh, a hunger, or to just nom nom everyone they see. It has been observed in certain instances that their goal has been just to infect others, which is a basic species survival imperative, that be, ensuring the continuity of itself. In mainstream media, zombies have hungered for, in particular, brains, and much of the zombie survival universe is centred around the head, brain, brain stem and even spinal cord. In short, protect yo'self before you wreck yo'self and destroy the brain.
It is not often we see zombies eat one another, suggesting their desire is for live flesh, hence why they commonly seem to seek it out above alternate sources of sustenance. Notably, also, is that zombies are seldom portrayed eating animals, and while we have seen various mutations of the virus that affect animals (and in turn, they hunger for human flesh, their own species and other animals, a discrepancy with human zombies) they are infrequently specified to have been infected by a human.
Many have asked "why is a zombie?" Scientifically, the concept of a zombie is hard to fathom, considering the chemistry required to reanimate a corpse. That said, of late, we're seeing a new method, if you will, of zombie that arises from a relatively fast moving infection (anywhere between 4-36 hours, very generally) that attacks the nervous system and the victim slowly regresses into either a zombie, albeit weakened, or passes away and shortly after returns. We see fevers, hallucinations, mood swings, weakness, nausea, muscle dystrophy, even jaundicing, etc. Just about everything that sucks. The path to zombiehood is littered with massive organ failure, pretty much.
There has been much debate as to what exactly happens to the organs when undergoing a zombie infection and eventual death, rebirth, etc, and that seems to be completely dependant on the motives of the zombie. If they eat, their internal organs and their functions would need to be in order, at least to some degree, as metabolism, digestion and waste would have to be passed if they are indeed digesting what they catch. If not, it is arguable only the brain survives with a collection of senses and muscle control.
Whether a zombie is a reanimated corpse or an animated corpse has been debated, but is often just dismissed as petty semantics. Reanimated implies the individual has passed away, and after X amount of time, has risen again. This, comparative to a corpse that is just continually animated, is less plausible, and the latter remains the more popular of those (basic) two among communities, despite the mainstream media viewing zombies as reanimated cadavers.
Taken into account, regardless of how they came to be, your primary goal of a survivor is to, well, survive, and in order to do that, you must know your and your enemy's limits.

What does it consist of?

It is important to remember that, for the most part, zombies were human once too. They should have most of what you have. Whether their sense are heightened, specialised, or diluted, and their strengths and weaknesses is something you must deduce as soon as possible. Fact is, your life depends on it.

Smell.
Assuming your zombie has optimal olfactory senses, unless you have a way to cover your scent and be as smellingly inconspicuous as possible, you may just be fucked. It brings to life the reality that no matter how far you run, they will find you, or no matter how well protected your fort, they will congregate around it, and either way, you will soon run out of supplies. Without careful and calculated observation that you may not have time for, it is incredibly difficult to discern whether your zombie has an enhanced sense of smell, and even if theirs is only the equivalent to your own, take no precautions. Cover your scent, do not leave a trail, burn useless clothing that smells too much like a human. Do not leave breadcrumbs, basically.

Sight.
There is a lot of mythology surrounding the validity of zombie sight, and the whole "they can't see you if you don't move" strategy is prominent. Unless you have evidence to the contrary, never believe that comfortably standing still in a throng of zombies is a good thing. There is evidence that they are not incredibly dependent on their sight, but rather hearing, spacial awareness of movement and smell. If their goal is human flesh, they are specialised to find it, and they will nomnom you if you hang out with them too long. They will pick up your scent, feel your movements, notice your heartbeat and breathing... If you can't slink away, run or fight your way out. Anywhere would be safer than there, eventually.
As far as the long distance sight of zombies, little is known, but to be safe, keep yourself covered and attempt at all times to have the higher ground.

Hearing.
Like smell, is regarded as one of the more potent of a zombie's sense, generally because it is that hearing and awareness of vibrations that can make them so terrifying. You move, they find you. You speak, they find you. You fucking breathe, you're dead.
Ideally, your best policy is stay as quiet as possible, and out of earshot. Learn to have signals and codes with your fellow survivors. Don't rely completely on spoken commands, and keep the fuckers from panicking.

Speed and Strength.
This is one of the first things you should know about your zombie, and fortunately one of the easiest to find out. There are three main theories about the physical abilities of zombies; 1, they do not have full or optimal control of their muscles, especially limbs, and are thus "weaker", limp, heavy, blundering and clumsy, often regarded as slow and a bit hurr durr. 2, they have speed and strength enhanced by the infection, and are consistently stronger and faster. Whether this means they surpass or are equal to you is difficult to know, but once you've reason to believe they could eat your brains with their hands tied behind their backs, it's time to toughen the fuck up. 3, they have the skills, abilities and limitations of their human. This is the most fucking annoying of them all, because it is hard to gauge just how much a zombie can fuck you up, but then again, it also makes the most sense. An old woman zombie can have the shit beaten out of her like an old woman, and a tall, muscled athlete zombie will fuck you up like a tall, muscled athlete. I don't usually encourage making assumptions but when you have foes of various abilities and strengths, go for weak spots.
It is very important not to think that just because a zombie is weak or was a weak human that you can get away with it. You must be on guard at all times, and never give them a chance.

Cognition.
As mentioned, zombies are usually seen as listless and absent minded without a goal. If a zombie, or god forbid, group of zombies, has you and/or your fellow survivors in their sights, you can expect to be pretty fucked. Opinions differ, but we observe zombies that congregate around areas they know humans are hiding, indicating they have considerable attention spans, and due to the single minded hunger of their goals, they show little evidence of getting bored or giving up.
Zombies frequently hang out in groups for unknown reasons. Whether it's a throw back to human psychology and a herd mentality, either way, no matter how slow your zombies are, a horde is a horde and you will be easily overpowered.
A prominent theme in zombie lore is that the brain is crucial to a zombie, like it is in humans.

How do I fuck its shit up?

As indicated, zombies are essentially human, in the way that aforementioned, destroying the brain, brain stem and less commonly the spinal cord, will kill the fuck out of them. This is best executed with a variety of weapons, but one that ensures a thorough job well done. Close range has recommended swords, long knifes and long swords if available, as beheading is an obvious choice. Blunt force trauma to hopefully crush the cranium and sufficiently damage the brain recommends anything from baseball bats, other sporting bats or sticks (golf clubs, cricket, hockey sticks), clubs, shovels (also used in beheading) and other garden tools, and the more creative have used everything from bricks, to frying pans, to household appliances and basically anything with enough weight to bring down on a skull. One of the most valuable skills will be versatility, and an ability to adapt to your environment. Find a weapon, and see weapons everywhere, and do not become very attached to a single weapon, regardless of your proficiency with it. Improvise! If you need to drive a pen into the eye socket of a zombie leering over you, you better hope it hits that brain, but it's better than nothing. Above all, be practical, be smart, travel light and well prepared.
Guns and other hand held projectile firearms are popular, and it's not hard to see why. I, for one, have always preached the importance of preserving ammunition when it is becoming scarce or the option to get more lessens, but encourage use of bullets assuming you know how to use a fucking gun. You don't just pick it up and fire, and you do not waste ammo. Do what you can to survive, but think about what you do once you've survived. No one just picks up a firearm or crossbow or compound bow for the first time and shoots like a seasoned marksman. Protecting yourself from a distance and keeping the hordes at bay is too important to squander precious ammo. Don't be an hero, and at least let the most competent of your group save your asses.
Aim for the head. You want to kill and get out of there as soon as possible, cutting them down quickly and without hesitation. While the torso should be intact, often zombies can be missing limbs, riddled with holes and even have gaping voids in their flesh, taken out by shotguns and stabbings, and keep walking at you. They do not seem to feel pain, at least not like we do, and are not debilitated by it. More important than incapacitating a zombie is killing it, so aim for the head, above all.

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The feeling that a zombie apocalypse is inevitable is a strong one in certain communities, and with advancements in science, chemical and contagion warfare, the ever present threat of nuclear war and over population and pandemics, the opinions about the rapid spread of any infection are valid. It's a feasible fear, and ties into our phobias as a species of anarchy, disease, cannibalism, death and being hunted. It's no small wonder at the popularity of the zombie apocalypse subgenre of horror, but it's never too soon to be prepared.

I get this fuzzy feeling in my tummy

When I get image and page results for completely unrelated searches that go back to LiveWire. It's like, even though I closed my account on that godawful place, it still follows me, bringing with it fond memories and the deep, contented sigh of one who reminisces this:

I like unreasonably awesome things.

Cuttlefish. Robert Smith.

Love me?

I don't care

if the photo was on a preachy Christian website, something about this photo breathes awesome.

You know what would be the most awesome thing ever?

Having a prehensile penis.

A BIG prehensile penis.

As long as I am not a dolphin and Zoo freaks do not want to have sex with me.

Even though apparently dolphins do not have prehensile penises. :(

sucks to be furry.

OH MY GOD LOL

"You fucking bitch you have ruined lord of the rings hangover day for me fucking last time i lend you anything"

BAHAHAHAHA.

That was my brother like half an hour ago. I just replied "LOL"

And, ya'know, being the absolute dick that he is, replies,

"Whats this laughing i'm pissed"

And what disconcerts me most is I think he's actually lyk srs guiz. is srs bznz.

Holy shit, did that seriously just happen?

._. wtffff subconscious.

It like I was in mix between WoW and Pokemon, and I needed to get a/the next town, to supplies/Poke Centre/gym, whatever. Apparently there were two "pokemon" standing in my way or along the path, and because they were lyk supa hi lvl I didn't want to engage in teh battle atm.

And seriously, I was looking at a Duduo and a generic WoW Wolf.
Anyway, I pulled aggro or whatever and I could "feel" (if not hear) the voice/intention of that fucking Pokedex telling me I'd have to run and even then, for ages.

So I started running, and fucking Doduo gave up pretty quick, but the wolf was relentless, and then I started flapping my arms, and I was honestly trying to fly away. Then it jumped me, after I flew just a little bit (also can I get a FUCK YEAH?) and it tackled me, we were rolling, and suddenly it was Dr Cox with a, well, cock, and I was J.D., and inside I freaked out more than a bit, and then we were talking about how crushed Carla is going to be when she finds out the vast majority of the male Scrubs cast have homhseksual orgies and then I woke up.

I don't WANT to go back to sleep. Ever.

oh god that was fucked.

also if I ruined anyone's treasured memories, feel free to send your complaints to an address, any address.

My mother said

"21 pillows is too many"

and I would be inclined to agree with her if she knew it sometimes took me 5 minutes if rummaging to find my vibrator.

But she didn't know that.

So as far as I'm concerned, she was still wrong.

Whose pain is worst?

Whose pain is most?

Child or spouse?

To lose a mother or a lover?

LOL

Just for some background, Brittany (Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind) has a crush on Ron Weasley or whatever. So, we do this.

[00:22] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": has joined the chat
[00:22] my.waffles@hotmail.com: has joined the chat
[00:22] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: has joined the chat
[00:22] joesus@reborn.com: has joined the chat
[00:22] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": has joined the chat
[00:23] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": HOHOHOHOHOHO
[00:23] my.waffles@hotmail.com: is it Christmas? ._.
[00:23] joesus@reborn.com: Wheres my lighter.
[00:23] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron.
[00:23] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Oh, wait.
[00:23] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I'm Ron.
[00:23] joesus@reborn.com: Weasly.
[00:24] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Hmmm
[00:24] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Weasley!!!
[00:24] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: What?
[00:24] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: You guys suck.
[00:24] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON ron RON ron WEASLEY
[00:24] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron
[00:24] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron
[00:24] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron
[00:24] joesus@reborn.com: Weasley.
[00:24] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": "Oh my."
[00:24] joesus@reborn.com: But Harry, wait.
[00:24] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: :/
[00:24] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": "Did you see Hermoine?"
[00:24] my.waffles@hotmail.com: lol
[00:24] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Weasley, weasley, weasley.
[00:24] vira_forever@hotmail.com: has joined the chat
[00:24] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron
[00:24] my.waffles@hotmail.com: BAHAHAHAHA
[00:24] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron
[00:24] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": 'Weasley
[00:25] joesus@reborn.com: Ron.
[00:25] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Ron Weasley.
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron
[00:25] my.waffles@hotmail.com: Ron
[00:25] my.waffles@hotmail.com: Ron
[00:25] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Oh, shut up Ron.
[00:25] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Rin
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": No.
[00:25] my.waffles@hotmail.com: Ron!
[00:25] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: YOU GUYS!
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You shut up, Ron!
[00:25] vira_forever@hotmail.com: RON!
[00:25] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: What the hell!
[00:25] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Muhahaha.
[00:25] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON RON
[00:25] my.waffles@hotmail.com: ENRON
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON
[00:25] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: How did this even come up?!
[00:25] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Because your awesome.
[00:25] joesus@reborn.com: Ron?!
[00:25] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ro-onnnnn.
[00:25] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: Eddy!
[00:25] my.waffles@hotmail.com: ENRON
[00:25] vira_forever@hotmail.com: We're awesome!
[00:25] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: What the hell man?!
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON
[00:25] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON
[00:25] joesus@reborn.com: Roooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": WHERE ARE YOU RON?
[00:25] my.waffles@hotmail.com: ROOOOONNNN
[00:25] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Oh, wait, I'm right here.
[00:25] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron.
[00:25] vira_forever@hotmail.com: ROON.
[00:26] my.waffles@hotmail.com: Ron
[00:26] joesus@reborn.com: Is it real now, when two Ron's become one?
[00:26] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": "Don't be stupid."
[00:26] vira_forever@hotmail.com: I'm over here.
[00:26] my.waffles@hotmail.com: Ron
[00:26] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron.
[00:26] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You're Ron.
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron Weasley.
[00:26] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Ron ron ron
[00:26] my.waffles@hotmail.com: WEASLEY
[00:26] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You're Ron.
[00:26] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: STOPPPPPP
[00:26] joesus@reborn.com: Ron.
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON
[00:26] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You're Ron.
[00:26] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You're Ron.
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You're a Ron.
[00:26] joesus@reborn.com: Ron?
[00:26] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Lalalalalalalalala!
[00:26] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: Stephen, at least get rid of the [Steveman]
[00:26] my.waffles@hotmail.com: ROn
[00:26] vira_forever@hotmail.com: true
[00:26] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Hey hey Ronnikins.
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON
[00:26] vira_forever@hotmail.com: HAHA
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON
[00:26] joesus@reborn.com: Yes Ron?
[00:26] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Fail on steve
[00:26] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON RON ron RON RON
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I AM SO RON-ERY.
[00:26] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": OH SO RON-ERY.
[00:26] my.waffles@hotmail.com: LOL
[00:27] joesus@reborn.com: Ron
[00:27] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I HAVE NORONDY.
[00:27] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": TO CALL HERMOINE
[00:27] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": but you forget, I'm not steve.
[00:27] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": For I am...
[00:27] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON!
[00:27] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON?!
[00:27] joesus@reborn.com: Ron?
[00:27] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON!!!!
[00:27] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron?
[00:27] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": No.
[00:27] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I'm ron.
[00:27] my.waffles@hotmail.com: I'm Ron
[00:27] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I'm Ron.
[00:27] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You're an I-Ron.
[00:27] my.waffles@hotmail.com: actually
[00:27] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: STOP IT!
[00:27] vira_forever@hotmail.com: IM RON
[00:27] my.waffles@hotmail.com: Brittany, are your pubes Ron?
[00:27] joesus@reborn.com: Ron for one, and one for Ron.
[00:27] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I AM I-RON MAN!
[00:27] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Hahahahahahahahhaha!
[00:28] my.waffles@hotmail.com: Brittany
[00:28] my.waffles@hotmail.com: I am Ron
[00:28] my.waffles@hotmail.com: let's get married
[00:28] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: STOP!
[00:28] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": No.
[00:28] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I am Ron.
[00:28] my.waffles@hotmail.com: but...
[00:28] my.waffles@hotmail.com: but...
[00:28] joesus@reborn.com: Ron is everything.
[00:28] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": GET AWAY FROM HER?!
[00:28] bellatrix_obscura@hotmail.com: has joined the chat
[00:28] my.waffles@hotmail.com: we love you
[00:28] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Buut im ron.
[00:28] my.waffles@hotmail.com: WE ARE RON
[00:28] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON IS LEGION
[00:28] vira_forever@hotmail.com: RON RON
[00:28] joesus@reborn.com: <3>
[00:28] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": BELLATRIX!
[00:28] vira_forever@hotmail.com: ZOMG.
[00:28] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": STAY AWAY FROM HARRY
[00:28] bellatrix_obscura@hotmail.com: lmao
[00:28] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Hey Ron, DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE CURTAINS?
[00:28] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": NO HARRY!
[00:28] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": NOOOO!
[00:28] my.waffles@hotmail.com: LOL
[00:28] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: CUT IT OUT GUYS!
[00:28] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Well.
[00:29] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I'm Ron.
[00:29] joesus@reborn.com: I am Ron, and what is this?
[00:29] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You are Ron, but what is that?
[00:29] my.waffles@hotmail.com: how do I shoot magic?
[00:29] joesus@reborn.com: Ron
[00:29] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron!
[00:29] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Ron!
[00:29] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": How many times do I tell you!
[00:29] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON
[00:29] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": To be (Ron) Or not to be.
[00:29] vira_forever@hotmail.com: RON
[00:29] my.waffles@hotmail.com: ENRON
[00:29] joesus@reborn.com: Put your wand away Ron.
[00:29] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You touch your Magic Ron!
[00:29] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Haahahahahahahahahahahaha!
[00:29] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: Guys.
[00:29] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: What is wrong with you?
[00:29] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Well, you tell me Ron.
[00:29] my.waffles@hotmail.com: yes my love?
[00:29] my.waffles@hotmail.com: uhm
[00:30] my.waffles@hotmail.com: we're ron
[00:30] joesus@reborn.com: What is Ron with you?
[00:30] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I'm going to I-Ron my shirt.
[00:30] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": What's Rong with YOU?
[00:30] vira_forever@hotmail.com: But iim ron
[00:30] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Impronster!
[00:30] my.waffles@hotmail.com: YOU'RE IN THE RON
[00:30] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: DUDE!
[00:30] my.waffles@hotmail.com: LOL
[00:30] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY RON WEASLEY INTO MORDOR!
[00:30] vira_forever@hotmail.com: RON!
[00:30] joesus@reborn.com: Ron answer.
[00:30] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON
[00:30] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": El-Ron IS IN THE BUILDING!
[00:30] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Ron, don't be stupid.
[00:30] my.waffles@hotmail.com: RON ron RON ron RON WEASLEYYY
[00:31] joesus@reborn.com: You Ron, you Weasley.
[00:31] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": WEASLEEEEEY
[00:31] my.waffles@hotmail.com: DUMBLEDORE
[00:31] my.waffles@hotmail.com: oh wait
[00:31] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": You feeling Ron Weasley, punk?
[00:31] my.waffles@hotmail.com: *grope*
[00:31] vira_forever@hotmail.com: RON RON
[00:31] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Hahahah.
[00:31] vira_forever@hotmail.com: :-O
[00:31] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Ron got groped by RON?
[00:31] vira_forever@hotmail.com: WHAT?
[00:31] joesus@reborn.com: Do a barell Ron.
[00:31] my.waffles@hotmail.com: AWESOME
[00:31] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Hahahaha.
[00:31] vira_forever@hotmail.com: Sweett
[00:32] my.waffles@hotmail.com: lol
[00:32] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Who hates his nanna, denies he's a ranga and like Hermione Granger?
[00:32] [Steveman] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON!
[00:32] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: Duuuud.e
[00:32] joesus@reborn.com: Ron.
[00:32] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": RON!
[00:32] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": GET TO POTIONS CLASS!
[00:32] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": YOU STUPID IDIOT
[00:32] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: SNAPEY!
[00:32] vira_forever@hotmail.com:
[00:32] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: OHMYGOSH!
[00:33] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": GINNY
[00:33] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: SNAPEY!
[00:33] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: SNAPEY!
[00:33] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[00:33] joesus@reborn.com: Ron.
[00:33] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Oh...
[00:33] vira_forever@hotmail.com: IM BEING GINNY AND STUFF.
[00:33] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: I you SNAPEY!
[00:33] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Head master...
[00:33] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Get away from me, you STUPId girl.
[00:33] bellatrix_obscura@hotmail.com: Wow.
[00:33] joesus@reborn.com: I am dead.
[00:33] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I know.
[00:33] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: SNAPEY!
[00:33] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I feel like a bit of a bastard about that.
[00:33] Seems that everywhere I turn I'm still a step behind. I'm going nowhere slow and I think I'm losing my mind.: SHOW US YOUR HAIR SNAPEY!
[00:33] joesus@reborn.com: I AM dead.
[00:33] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Oh.
[00:33] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": I'll show you more than that.
[00:34] my.waffles@hotmail.com: OH SNAP
[00:34] "Only a Ron Weasley would say something like that.": Filthy mudblood.