Friday, October 30, 2009

In the immortal words of Patrick Alexander

Amen, bruthaa.

Man, wtf

is up with orgasming stabbed mother at the end of Carrie?
Bitches enjoyed telekinetic flying pointy kitchen utensils knife fucking them in the 70's too much.

I'm a girlfriend, right?

So why do I feel like a glorified booty call?

Kinda bummed

about having no plans tomorrow.
Halloween used to be a big deal to me, even if only just in theory, and I've always wanted it to be a bigger deal.
Damn.
Way to feel alone, man.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

A disappointing realisation

is that you're more dedicated or emotionally invested in something than your fellow(s).

I am the revolutionary who fell too deep.

500

Oh gosh, oh my. Already?

/spamspamspam

So maybe I'm incapable of being serious

Shannyn Virgo

Shannyn Virgo Intolerance is uncool on a myriad of levels, so whether you're receiving abuse for your identity or want to help others out, show your support and stand up for the downtrodden, methods pacifist or not.

Or at least single out confirmed bigoted assholes to vent your pent up rage on.
With fists.
Probably not sporting equipment, but if you need to make a point, be my guest.

Time:Friday, 13 November 2009 00:00
Linh Nguyen
Linh Nguyen
How about planks of wood?
13 minutes ago · Delete
Shannyn Virgo
Shannyn Virgo
Do they have nails in 'em?
5 minutes ago · Delete
Linh Nguyen
Linh Nguyen
Perhaps. ::hides the hammer::
2 minutes ago · Delete
Shannyn Virgo
Shannyn Virgo
*hides the sausage*
about a minute ago · Delete
Linh Nguyen
Linh Nguyen
Sausage, eh? :sly:
about a minute ago · Delete

It's a FB event now

Do the right thing.
Impudently attempt to change the world with senseless, vigilante violence.

For fuck's sake

why do you even assume I want to steal your images? Have a little faith in me. I don't care about that shit. I wanna open new tabs.
SO FUCK YOU, YOU SHITS, WITH YOUR RIGHT CLICK DISABLED. FUCK.

25 Things I Dislike

1. Stepping on random droplets of liquids on my kitchen floor.

2. The sound of empty soft drink cans falling/clattering/touching each other.

3. Watching a movie you find hilarious but aren't sure if it's a comedy and feel uncomfortable to laugh.

4. Animal cruelty.

5. "Just for show" bisexuals and gays.

6. Low battery on my phone and the fucking beeping it does.

7. Vacuum cleaners.

8. Blunt blades. D:

9. Steamed spinach, by itself.

10. Doing stupid things in front of strangers.

11. Still thinking said strangers will judge me.

12. Being THAT self-absorbed.

13. People going through my stuff or even looking into my bedroom.

14. My various technical difficulties with my shitbukkit computer.

15. Using words I've only read and mispronouncing them around smart asses.

16. Feeling sweaty. D:

17. Running out of things to put on lists. Like right now.

18. Most generic hip hop and rap.

19. People who are close minded about music (lol)

20. Being capped.

21. Capsicum. lol. capped, capsicum, haha... nevermind.

22. Realising how stupid my jokes are only after I've made them, or realising a typo just after I've sent a message or submitted whatever.

23. Particularly forthright and inappropriate (and often dirty) strangers who decide to make me uncomfortable.

24. Lying awake at night really uncomfortable.

25. Having dirty feet.

+ MOAR

I love animals

but if the dogs next door, across the road and diagonally down the alley way keep losing their shit all day for no reason, I will give those fuckers enough chocolate to put them out of commission.
Dopamine will fuck yo' shit UUUUPP.

Y'know what smells really good

but tastes disappointing?
unprepared custard powder

IT WAS A TRICK I FEEL VIOLATED