Ugh, wtf, number I do not recognise.

I hate it when I get that feeling I've either been A, mistaken for someone else and thus embroiled in their shit, B, randomly hated or C, trolled.

DFJKS.

I first got two seemingly innocuous texts from a number I didn't recognise that contextually meant absolutely nothing.

"Cant pull out now, too close to the start! Well done mate, your day - be proud, beautiful wife to be, close friends and family. Perfect." 1:46pm 7-Sep-09

"Hi mate, showing the kids the photos. One of you and Kerri in the chapel. Cleo shouts out "I think I'm getting in love with someone!" - you mate. She loves the disco." 7:06pm 9-Sep-09

First off, what the flying fuck. Okay, obviously that just seems like a wrong number, right? I kinda didn't want to reply and hoped they'd figure out their error on their own, which might not be the nicest thing to do, you say, but therein lies where I don't owe this person anything nor give a shit.

Then, I get "Get fucked!" 8:21pm 26-Sep-09

So I was going through my phone last night and decided to actually text the fucker to see wtf.

So, being polite "Excuse me, who is this?"

Got back "Dont you that when I know who you are but you are so arrogant not to know my number. You've changed Slut."

Yes, that is exactly how it reads.

Okay, if it's a case of wrong number, it's just uber inconsistency then, but in light of recent messages, I'm thinking not.

Maybe the slut just changed her phone. iono

If I'm being trolled, it's very scatterbrain.

It is plausible it is someone who knows me and I have this niggling feeling I partially recognise the number but it's the discrepancies in the messages that throw me off. I get it, they might just do it to confuse me, but wtf about weddings and shit?

I also don't appreciate being called a slut, for one.

"I'd like to think you are simply mistaken and have the wrong number, but if not, regardless of what reasons you may have, can you please stop texting me like a coward?"

I think it took all of my self control to not call anon an asshole.

yes I seriously did just post about text messages.