You see, dear Eliza

To explain that, I have to explain this.

It's a known fact that to the bloggers of weak disposition, once they yield to posting pictures and videos, the entire establishment itself crumbles and anything thoughtful, intelligent, meaningful, moving or human, ceases to exist and the blog becomes a barren wasteland of YouTube embeds and Google images. Eventually the posting stops altogether.

So that's why I don't give a fuck about the hole in your bucket, you whore.