Well fancy that.

Reasons to order one of these cool and kinda creepy custom portrait puppets:

A) Have a budget for such things

B) Will be using it for TV/Film/Stage

C) Are a working professional

D) Need more control of your puppet

E) Want to really impress the grocery store clerk

F) Like fancy things

G) Give an amazing birthday/anniversary gifts

H) Want to quit your job with a lasting impression

I) Need to spice up arguments with your significant other

If you answered yes to any of the above situations, then you should order this puppet.